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back in the land before time or maybe it was july i was asked: could i see a recent photograph of your entire face? the individual asking very nicely added, i'd really like to.
the anonymousblack foundation begs to differ, as we tend to do on this specific matter, but, with the qualifier that right now management is "sad," also, "kind of overwarm," and typically "experiencing the most emotionally unpleasant aspects of hunger," go ahead and knock yourself out:
my dentist told me i needed to stop brushing my teeth so hard or i’ll die. i mean wait, maybe it’s actually that it’ll make my gums recede faster, anyway in the end it’s all the same thing. brushing your teeth, receding your gums, death. you know how they say gum disease often leads to death, i mean wait, maybe that’s gum disease often precedes death? one of those. the hygienist suggested that to deter myself from trying to scrub my gums clear off my teeth i should use an electric toothbrush. this was a horrible solution in my mind because toothbrushes? should be proletarian. everyman’s weapon against bad oral hygiene. victorious marxist artwork on the packaging. toothbrushes with parts sold separately should not be. you should not ever have to wait until the power comes back on to brush your teeth. you should be able to do it in any environment or electrical circumstance. additionally, my toothbrush should not be another electrical thing i have to find a place and a plug for in the room that has less square footage than front seat of my car that is also where i do private things. our bathroom is very small. did i mention that? i’m thinking about renting it out as a sensory deprivation tank but we only have the one is the thing, and you have to walk entirely inside and spin slightly to the side in order to close the door. it has permanently altered the way i relate to restrooms. i’m also afraid people will judge me. like i am. about everything. afraid of being judged, i mean. you’d think that’d dramatically tone down the variety of content i post online and the thing is? it does.
( sparing you the majority of my vortex wrangling unless you go for that kind of thing. )
the anonymousblack foundation begs to differ, as we tend to do on this specific matter, but, with the qualifier that right now management is "sad," also, "kind of overwarm," and typically "experiencing the most emotionally unpleasant aspects of hunger," go ahead and knock yourself out:
my dentist told me i needed to stop brushing my teeth so hard or i’ll die. i mean wait, maybe it’s actually that it’ll make my gums recede faster, anyway in the end it’s all the same thing. brushing your teeth, receding your gums, death. you know how they say gum disease often leads to death, i mean wait, maybe that’s gum disease often precedes death? one of those. the hygienist suggested that to deter myself from trying to scrub my gums clear off my teeth i should use an electric toothbrush. this was a horrible solution in my mind because toothbrushes? should be proletarian. everyman’s weapon against bad oral hygiene. victorious marxist artwork on the packaging. toothbrushes with parts sold separately should not be. you should not ever have to wait until the power comes back on to brush your teeth. you should be able to do it in any environment or electrical circumstance. additionally, my toothbrush should not be another electrical thing i have to find a place and a plug for in the room that has less square footage than front seat of my car that is also where i do private things. our bathroom is very small. did i mention that? i’m thinking about renting it out as a sensory deprivation tank but we only have the one is the thing, and you have to walk entirely inside and spin slightly to the side in order to close the door. it has permanently altered the way i relate to restrooms. i’m also afraid people will judge me. like i am. about everything. afraid of being judged, i mean. you’d think that’d dramatically tone down the variety of content i post online and the thing is? it does.
( sparing you the majority of my vortex wrangling unless you go for that kind of thing. )
