"I'm PREGNANT!" in canary yellow, a burst behind it for emphasis.
"The BUMP!" in glittery blue script, with a smiling yoga mom bulging along the side.
"It's a GIRL!" in fuzzy pink, with a sprinkling of smiling flowers.
and another
and another
and another
and another still
a whole aisle of glowing pregnancy joy, packaged up and marketed more thoroughly than the $30,000 bride.
though that section, with its gold rings and white dresses, its "The PROPOSAL," "The BATCHELORETTE PARTY," "The DRESS" has its own set of concerns.
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straightening the scrapbook premades has become too traumatic.
"The BUMP!" in glittery blue script, with a smiling yoga mom bulging along the side.
"It's a GIRL!" in fuzzy pink, with a sprinkling of smiling flowers.
and another
and another
and another
and another still
a whole aisle of glowing pregnancy joy, packaged up and marketed more thoroughly than the $30,000 bride.
though that section, with its gold rings and white dresses, its "The PROPOSAL," "The BATCHELORETTE PARTY," "The DRESS" has its own set of concerns.
*
straightening the scrapbook premades has become too traumatic.