distinct humor biome
Aug. 17th, 2015 10:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ben [handing judy phone] the ghosts who live inside your phone are angry.
judy: that’s just one of the text notifications i made and it’s grouper.
ben: whatever, it starts levitating and we’re sending it back.
judy: or we could charge the mice five bucks a pop for rides.
ben: i have no idea how we’d report that income.
judy: or how i’d clean out the poop from my apps.
ben: ...androids do not work that way.
judy: well, sure, if you wanna live in that world.
judy: that’s just one of the text notifications i made and it’s grouper.
ben: whatever, it starts levitating and we’re sending it back.
judy: or we could charge the mice five bucks a pop for rides.
ben: i have no idea how we’d report that income.
judy: or how i’d clean out the poop from my apps.
ben: ...androids do not work that way.
judy: well, sure, if you wanna live in that world.